I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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