Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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