Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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