i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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