I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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