He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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