i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...