but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks