And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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