Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
is it fun? or sober?
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