I love black thongs
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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