At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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