You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
