even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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