Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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