Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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