I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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