I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
