For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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