I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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