I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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