I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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