I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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