i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
zippers are such a cool invention
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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