I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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