Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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