Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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