fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
