dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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