We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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