Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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