Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
he just fucked me for my cheese.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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