Pregnant stripper...not hot.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
