So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
A bitchslap is in order.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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