if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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