Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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