grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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