the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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