Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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