So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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