Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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