Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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