$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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