I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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