Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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