Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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