i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just had sex on a roof
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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