people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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