i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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