There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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