He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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