Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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