my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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