i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
should my penis look like a turkey
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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