All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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