glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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