Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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