It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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