just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
So. Much. Porn.
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